"Reader, you must know that an interesting fate awaits almost everyone, mouse or man, who does not conform."
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
"...a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love..." or "Giant Elephant Penis"
with the kids at grandma's this week for spring break, curtis and i did something we love to do...we went to the zoo! hooray, zoo! it is apparently spring, because we saw a lot of...shall we say, "manliness" during our visit!
Let's talk about penises for a moment... elephants do not have a "baculum" or penis bone. Most mammals (humans not included) have an actual bone that extends and gives the penis it's rigidity. Because the elephant has penis about the size of a baseball bat but no bone to keep it rigid, his penis is surprisingly floppy. He doesn't have a boner so much as a flopper. Still, an impressive wanker. (JV)
4 comments:
I'm glad you got to go somewhere fun!
That's just scary!
Glad the two of you had some time to do something fun together!!
Let's talk about penises for a moment... elephants do not have a "baculum" or penis bone. Most mammals (humans not included) have an actual bone that extends and gives the penis it's rigidity. Because the elephant has penis about the size of a baseball bat but no bone to keep it rigid, his penis is surprisingly floppy. He doesn't have a boner so much as a flopper. Still, an impressive wanker.
(JV)
Also, love the Tennyson quote, and what a sterling photograph!
"Spring, sweet Spring is the year's pleasant king."
(JV)
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