why, holidae? why did you eat plastic plants all night and throw up all over the house? they are PLASTIC. they are not yummy or digestible. and, why? why did you eat the leaves off my lilies, which also make you sick? i am starting to love my lilies more than i love you. they don't barf on the floor. they don't chew on plastic leaves and wake me up in the middle of the night 7 times. they are only beautiful and intoxicatingly fragrant. you'd better step it up, holidae. seriously.
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I sympathize with your cat woes!
that's why I got rid of mine! meow!
I once had a cat puke an inch away from my head while I was sleeping. Pets are a major pain in the booty.
Once I came home from a bad day and while complaining about it I took a step and slid a couple feet forward on a fresh pile. lol I see the humor in it now. Like months later. haha
About 3 hours ago I cleaned up some kitty poop NOT in the litter box.. but he is cute when he rolls over onto his back and squeaks. Sometimes it is so adorable that I just have to pick him up and rub his belly... which leads to me not being able to breathe...
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