so, it's been awhile since i had the time & presence of mind to post something of intellectual merit here... but then again, i figure the rest of the world is drowning you in things you need to think about, and so what's wrong with a little whimsy? like fork bracelets, and alpaca poop! :) and now, a story brought to us by yahoo "news".
apparently, realestate is very expensive in russia, promting couples who have divorced each other to continue living together. and one such couple recently found that wasn't working out so well. so, one night, while the ex-husband was sitting, NAKED, on the couch drinking vodka, the ex-wife lit his penis on fire. ha! tell me that doesn't make you chuckle a little!
#1 - how horrible would it be to be subjected to your ex in that manner - naked & drunk on your couch!?!
#2 - how drunk do you have to be not to notice that someone is lighting your crotch on fire!??!
#3 - is there any way this is not a justifiable crime!!??
6 comments:
My brain definitely cannot handle more than the whimsy today, so I much appreciate this. I particularly wonder at #2...
It's called Bobbit syndrome!
i totally needed that!ha ha
HAHA that's great. . . although that's something I fear my roommate may pull. . . she's literally gone psycho!
Where do you find this ridiculous stuff!?!?!?
Some how I think you enjoyed that story just a tad too much ME
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