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Saturday, July 28, 2007
how the mighty have fallen
last night, i had a dream. a dream that consumed me - a long and satisfying dream, full of every tiny detail. a dream that followed me into my waking hours, that i've been thinking about all morning. i am hesitant to share it with you, for fear of what you will think of me. but we've come this far together, we may as well go all the way... i dreamt i rented a carpet cleaner. and cleaned all my carpets. and they were glorious. and i am pathetic - my highest and most satisfying fantasy is clean carpets. oh, how the mighty have fallen....
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Hee hee. This made me chuckle. That quality of dreams can convince the waking soul of the most random yearnings. I still haven't shaken last week's dream of inventing desserts....
he he he. i know the dream, we're storing michelle's steam vac. and i'll die if she ever takes it away.
If you end up fulfilling that dream come do my carpets! When I moved in to my new apartment they were kinda dirty!
this is the saddest and most pathetic thing I have ever heard. ME
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