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Friday, July 24, 2009
watermelon update!
here is a looong overdue watermelon update ... prompted by a watermelon travesty!
meg's melon's, much to our joyful surprise, are growing! the tender shoots were not eaten by deer! the juicy flower buds were not nibbled by bunnies! the vines grew long and leafy across most of lawn, rebelliously ignoring the area we had cleared for them. every day we inspected them, finding wee melons the size of grapes, up to the biggest one, similar in size to a large grapefruit.
and then, ALAS!
this morning, no less than FOUR of her largest and juiciest melons were GONE! not even a smidge of rind left to account for them! the best we can figure, it was probably a raccoon - the vines weren't pulled or disturbed... just the watermelon's neatly nipped off!
so this afternoon meg and i paid a visit to true value hardward, to find critter repellent. and we sprayed her melon vines, in hopes of keeping the watermelon thieves at bay. but now we both REEK. R.E.E.K. even though we've repeatedly washed our hands/arms, and meg had a whole shower. the whole backyard smells repulsive.
but maybe her melons will have a chance.... here's hoping!!
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2 comments:
nooooo!!!!! stoopid yard vermin! i mean...lovely creatures...but why the watermelons? whyyyy????? hope the critter repellant is effective!
thanks for the book. Looking forward to it.
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