dear anonymous...

hello, all you anonymous commenters! since my reflections on never knowing who is reading this, i've gotten a small influx of comments from you...and "hooray" i say to that! the most recent one said, "i read your blog..who am i??" well, that's an excellent question.

i think i can safely rule out prince william, and maybe even harry (although he seems much more the type to randomly cruise the blogosphere). i am also ruling out katie holmes (too brainwashed), paris hilton (too self-involved) and paula abdul (too high/drunk/mentally unstable). i do not think you are my mother (too busy) or my father (incapable of online navigation).

i have high hopes that you might be someone i actually would love to get an email from...an old friend rarely heard from, perhaps. someone who i would be pleasantly surprised to know is "out there"...

so, here is my best, educated guess. (drumroll, please...) j.k rowling. am i right?? did i get it?? i know you've got a lot of time on your hands, what with finishing 'deathly hallows'...will you send me a free copy since i guessed it was you?? hooray!