Saturday, May 19, 2007

good news for the ladies

so, i'm sitting at red light this afternoon, gazing blankly out the window at the corner gas station, when i notice it has a new sign, one of the ones that scrolls through sales on milk & hotdogs. no big deal. til it scrolls to the next item, which says, and i am not making this up, "Tuesday is Ladies Day". at a gas station grocery.

now, i don't know about you, but as a "lady" (ew - what a squicky word), the first thought through my mind wasn't, "fantastic! ladies' day at the quikstop! this is going to be great! i can get knee high pantyhose for $1.99, and tampax 2 for 1!" it was more along the lines of, "WHAT?? WHO HAS LADIES DAY AT A GAS STATION?!?!"

really. craziness abounds. you just have to keep your eyes open...

6 comments:

Sarah said...

Clearly you have no understanding of what a gas station has to offer the ladies. It is not Tampax and pantyhose, but the Spearmint Skoal and the Maddog 20/20 that keep us counting down til tuesday. And you call yourself a lady of style...

rachel said...

i hang my head! how could i forget!

Anonymous said...

don't forget the condoms, 196 oz sodas and beef jerky...

rachel said...

man! clearly i underestimated the value of ladies day!

Angela said...

Plus, a gas station is the only place where you can buy a 40 of beer before 9 am!

Joey said...

Dang...I gotta get out more!