(meg) "... but why not????"
(me) "because i am the most horrible mother in the world."
(meg) "i am going to go to the mom store and get a new one."
(me) "good idea. what is she like?"
(meg) "she looks like you, and she is like you."
(me) "oh - so basically you're just going to get me for a mom?"
(meg) "yeah - all the other moms are too dull."
(really. that's what she said. my finest moment.)